warmmm gooooey, rumblerumblerumble

oh geez, oh man, yum. i never really liked chocolate poptarts, but me and strawberry-poptarts-with-that-frosting-on-top got along really well in college (when "healthy" wasn't really a daily word in my vocabulary). mmmmm.. i can just imagine it now: toaster oven, warm gooey stuff in the middle, crispy crust on the outside, snuggling under a heavy quilt on a cold day....
oh lordy.
these. thoughts. are. killing. me.
i could totally go back to bed right now -- and i'd even do work! during senior year in school, i achieved MASTER status at being able to write term papers, do research, complete problem sets, study for tests, write lab reports, and read textbooks -- all effectively (though maybe not terribly efficiently.. shhh) -- while in bed. go me. so why can't my abilities translate to my current work? i think i should work remotely. i'd get more done -- i could wake up a little later but actually stay awake. there would be no superficial need to dress nicely, wear uncomfortable shoes, or attempt to make small-talk to officemates. since my current position doesn't require or necessitate much interaction in the first place, i could just write emails from home. and whenever my tummy starts to rumble, i could dash to the kitchen and grab healthy snacks from the fridge ('cause i'm solidly healthy nowadays) to munch on. stupendous! when work begins to become monotonous and i need a break, instead of remaining on my ever-expanding gluteus maximus and forcing myself to BE INTERESTED.. or instead of getting up, walking to the bathroom, and walking back to my cozy cube (a total of.. oh maybe 15 steps), i could go for a quick run and be enormously refreshed. brilliant, methinks. too bad no one else in this working society agrees... sigh.
haha, all these thoughts....
just from imagining warm poptarts...
oh the damage. :)