old men = ew
what's with OLD MEN?
old. not 25, not 30 <-- that's not actually old. but like.. 45 to 65-year-old men. do they just have nothing to do around here? are they bored? are their wives on vacation? 'cause really, they need to stop hitting on innocent young 20-something-year-olds!!!! like me!
i can handle sketchy college-age guys -- you just laugh, brush it off, accept the compliment or drink, run to your nearest friend, and engage in conversation with others. but how am i supposed to blatantly disregard wrinkly old dudes who try and strike up a conversation? how do you respond to a 60-year-old guy who calls you "hot"? damnit, i'm never running on a treadmill again, no matter how humid/hot it is outside. at least if i was running on pavement, i could've sprinted away. or next time, i'll swim away, leaving them in my wake -- and i'll splash them in the face! it's like my friends' fathers trying to get a date -- YUCK! ew ew ew ewewewewew. EW.
the park, the pool, the exercise room, a bookstore. these are INNOCENT and extraordinarily benign settings. old men are supposed to be fun and trustworthy, amusing and wise. not SKETCHY. argh. what's with the washington, dc and surrounding areas? will someone get these guys some ass so that they'll leave me alone?!
help.
old. not 25, not 30 <-- that's not actually old. but like.. 45 to 65-year-old men. do they just have nothing to do around here? are they bored? are their wives on vacation? 'cause really, they need to stop hitting on innocent young 20-something-year-olds!!!! like me!
i can handle sketchy college-age guys -- you just laugh, brush it off, accept the compliment or drink, run to your nearest friend, and engage in conversation with others. but how am i supposed to blatantly disregard wrinkly old dudes who try and strike up a conversation? how do you respond to a 60-year-old guy who calls you "hot"? damnit, i'm never running on a treadmill again, no matter how humid/hot it is outside. at least if i was running on pavement, i could've sprinted away. or next time, i'll swim away, leaving them in my wake -- and i'll splash them in the face! it's like my friends' fathers trying to get a date -- YUCK! ew ew ew ewewewewew. EW.
the park, the pool, the exercise room, a bookstore. these are INNOCENT and extraordinarily benign settings. old men are supposed to be fun and trustworthy, amusing and wise. not SKETCHY. argh. what's with the washington, dc and surrounding areas? will someone get these guys some ass so that they'll leave me alone?!
help.
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