medical check-up

my right eyeball hurts. seriously, it has this dull-sort of pain. if i push it, or if i blink really hard (yes, i've pressed my eyeball, and yes, i blink hard -- it happens when you try to stay awake), it hurts. why does my right eyeball hurt?

i've been getting a lot of mysterious bugbites, mostly appearing on my limbs. but i have absolutely no idea where i'm getting them from. i haven't been romping around in the woods recently; i don't spend time in mosquito- or bug-infested areas; and i vacuumed my apartment this past weekend. i almost vacuumed the cat too, but it bolted away. where are you, you little buggies?

my right wrist feels funny. if i get carpal tunnel, i think i should get a raise. nick, aspiring doctor, says that symptoms of carpal tunnel are ... "pain". as a bio major, i could've come up with that one on my own.

my feet are permanently orange. i don't self-tan my feet, but the orange-ness may be due to the never-ending amount of dye that seeps from my rock climbing shoes onto my feet. is that bad?

i'm getting old, i think my health is deteriorating. :)