please learn how to use a stapler

there's a girl across the hall (who usually spends 2 hours each day talking on the phone in russian, but that's another story) who's been stapling papers for the past 30 minutes. and i think i'm this close to going over there, smacking her upside the head, and throwing the stapler out the window.

stapling papers is usually not a problem. nowadays, staplers are good and cooperative. you pick it up, slide the papers between, and gently press the stapler together. and voila, a nice smooth staple now holds the papers. normal:
but i guess this girl has never learned how to use a stapler. she smacks the poor thing so freakin' hard, and the desk resonates the impact. and she does this every 20 seconds. wham! wham! wham! wham! WHAM WHAM WHAM. abnormal:
so for future reference, unless you feel like annoying the shit out of your co-workers, please learn how to staple quietly. either that, or lock yourself in the bathroom and do it. thanks very much.