excuse me
i just burped.
monday mornings are not conducive to work at all. currently, my brain is fuzzy (probably due to lack of sleep, rapid intake of coffee, and 20 million other thoughts un-related to work); the hem of my right pant leg is wet because part of the hem's stitching fell out recently and it dragged along the soppy ground this morning on the way to work; and the tree outside the nearby window is waving around and i'm concerned that a branch will fall off, smack some tourist in the leg, break his femur, and i'll have to run outside to save him and remember all the things that i learned at wilderness first aid this past weekend.
so in other words, i'm sorta dazed and staring blankly at my computer screen. and REI has an awesome sale going on.
work? huh?
diagnosis: steph, female, 20s, in good health but with a fluctuating level of consciousness. alert and oriented? umm... that's to be decided.
treatment: sleep and ice cream.
monday mornings are not conducive to work at all. currently, my brain is fuzzy (probably due to lack of sleep, rapid intake of coffee, and 20 million other thoughts un-related to work); the hem of my right pant leg is wet because part of the hem's stitching fell out recently and it dragged along the soppy ground this morning on the way to work; and the tree outside the nearby window is waving around and i'm concerned that a branch will fall off, smack some tourist in the leg, break his femur, and i'll have to run outside to save him and remember all the things that i learned at wilderness first aid this past weekend.
so in other words, i'm sorta dazed and staring blankly at my computer screen. and REI has an awesome sale going on.
work? huh?
diagnosis: steph, female, 20s, in good health but with a fluctuating level of consciousness. alert and oriented? umm... that's to be decided.
treatment: sleep and ice cream.
posted by steph at 8:47 AM
1 Comments:
They told you to do what?! to the leg? Really? REALLY?
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