moneyman on a diet

hi

i'm steph's moneyman; i'm a personified version of her bank account, and recently, i've been on a severe diet. i started out chubby and happy with a big, round belly and spiky hair. but in the past few months, i've had less and less energy to keep me going, so i barely feel like waving hello to anyone anymore. my hair has drooped, i'm going bald, and i think i'm on the verge of anorexia or bulimia.

twice a month, steph feeds me well. but then, i lose weight drastically soon after. it's like my tummy doesn't like being full! sometimes, the diet is slow and steady; sometimes, i wake up sooooo hungry. steph's cruel.. or hmm, maybe i have a stomach worm. ew.

either way, if you happen to run into steph sometime in the near future, please let her know that her moneyman is starving. and wants to stop exercising for a while. or at least until i gain my healthy weight back. i miss my love handles.