please repeat kindergarten

bush aides sent to ethics classes

oh come on. ethics classes? is it not pitiful that these top legislative, government officials need reminders and refresher courses on ethics and security? like "oh whoops, guess that slipped my mind." huh.

funny thing is.. bush isn't attending them himself. guess he's got his ethics down. HA.

in other news, thanks to utter boredom at the office, i've come to notice some interesting things:
1. i have slightly crooked pinky toes on both feet.
2. there's a framed picture of van gogh's "starry night" on a wall in our office... it is SO random.
3. news needs to be updated faster.
4. my right contact lens tends to dry out faster than my left.
5. i've perfected the "sit straight, look like you're reading" position of dozing. damn, i'm good -- i worked on that all throughout college!
6. i sit all day long = my butt is flattening.

i'm productive, oh yes.