holiday disaster

CNN.com: "Johnny be gone: Damon leaves BoSox for Yanks' 4-year, $52M deal"
boston.com: (analysis) "For Sox, a little off the top"
foxsports.com: (analysis) "Red Sox's 2006 season is crumbling"
nytimes.com: "Yanks add centerpiece in Damon" bitches.

i think i'm gonna cry. it's true -- i WARNED YOU ALL -- the red sox are dying. kevin millar's gone, bill mueller's gone, embry and ding-honk and freakin' (waah) damon are wearing (gag) pinstripes, the pitchers are disappearing, the awesome gm has run off, and beware, the beantown is THIS close to revolting. fenway's gonna be empty, and the team we once knew by heart (barely 2 years back) is scattered and torn apart and damnit, they're all working for the man. ugh, the man! i almost feel bad for the new signees 'cause we have no clue who the hell they are, and more importantly, we're still pining for the old roster. ahhhhh, baseball!

yankees GRR. how could you?? you stole him! red sox management needs a ginormous kick in the ass -- HELLO, WAKE UP! stupidheads. this is NOT a good christmas gift!! manny, where are you headed off to? papi ortiz and varitek are the only ones left!

projected season lineup for the yankees:
CF damon (sniffle)
SS jeter (ew)
3B a-rod (butthead)
1B giambi (lardbutt)
RF sheffield (creepy)
LF matsui (scary)
C posada (yo mama)
DH b. williams (old man)
2B cano (boo)

steinbrenner, way to go, way to buy your team, way to be a burglar! johnny damon, what happened?!?! just 7 months ago in may, he said: "there's no way i can go play for the yankees, but i know they're going to come after me hard. it's definitely not the most important thing to go out there for the top dollar, which the yankees are going to offer me. it's not what i need." hobag!! liar liar, pants on fire -- you get COAL in your stocking.