have you ever...
... dislocated your jaw? while on the metro? waited 2.5 to 3 hours before it got re-located? got jabbed with an IV, had chemicals course through your bloodstream, all on a monday morning?
uh huh. i have.
... been yelled at and almost run over by a homeless woman and her cart of newspapers? on a tuesday morning? and been tempted to throw hot coffee at her?
me me!
... evaluated and paused and hesitated and backtracked and re-evaluated and analyzed and affirmed and doubted and re-affirmed and explained and justified and created hypothetical scenarios for a situation so many times that it'd actually be easier to move to new zealand or fiji or south africa or kyrgyzstan?
yes indeed.
uh huh. i have.
... been yelled at and almost run over by a homeless woman and her cart of newspapers? on a tuesday morning? and been tempted to throw hot coffee at her?
me me!
... evaluated and paused and hesitated and backtracked and re-evaluated and analyzed and affirmed and doubted and re-affirmed and explained and justified and created hypothetical scenarios for a situation so many times that it'd actually be easier to move to new zealand or fiji or south africa or kyrgyzstan?
yes indeed.
posted by steph at 8:25 AM
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