4 down. and counting.

the 52-pound "puppy" has hit his terrible twos.

or rather, not terrible 'cause he's still lovable, but he now has balls and teeth and he's discovered how to use them. sadly, all that discovery has occurred to my things.

down 1) water/sewer/garbage bill.
down 2) new green pen.
down 3) 2-month old cell phone.
down 4) left shoe of awesome saucony sneakers.

result of 1) taped the bill back together, made the woman at the counter pee in her pants.
result of 2) green dog. and green carpet. and no more pen.
result of 3) dead cell phone. wires exposed. new one now, slightly shabbier.
result of 4) desperate search to find a seller of left shoes. any suggestions?